A benevolent unicorn simulator

Rainbow Death

Made for Apple

Built only for iPhone, iPad and Mac. No ports, no compromises.

Benevolent. Mostly.

You are an all-powerful, deeply well-meaning unicorn made entirely of rainbows. The city is about to find out what that means.

You mean well. You really do. You trot into town with nothing but love in your heart and a horn that can go clean through a skyscraper. Somewhere between hello! and the sonic boom, things get complicated.

Explore the city. Meet the locals. Slowly discover that the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows. You are, though. Literally. It's in the lore.

Scenes of Gentle Kindness

Actual in-game footage. The city did not consent.

The unicorn in Rainbow mode, a rainbow trail streaming down the street as a pedestrian bursts into red pixels, screen edges glowing rainbow
Rainbow mode. Very festive.
The unicorn standing in a fresh crater in the plaza lawn, debris and pedestrians flying
A friendly hello.
The unicorn galloping straight up an office tower past lit rooms behind the windows
Taking the scenic route.
Pedestrians running across the plaza away from the unicorn while cars burn behind the trees
The locals, rushing over to say hi.

What the Locals Are Saying

Feedback from in-game residents. Collected shortly before, during, or after.

★★★★★

“I was just buying a hot dog.”

Gary, pedestrian
★★★★★

“Gorgeous mane. Ruined my commute. Ruined my car. Ruined the road.”

Sharon, former motorist
★★★★★

“Honestly? Beautiful sonic boom.”

Helicopter pilot, briefly airborne

Frequently Screamed Questions

Is the unicorn the good guy?

Yes. Absolutely. Next question.

Can the unicorn fly?

No. That's a pegasus thing and frankly we don't talk about them. You can charge a power jump and clear a city block, though, or canter into a skyscraper and just keep going straight up. Somewhere, an insurer quietly weeps.

What's Rainbow mode?

The full force of a rainbow, unleashed. You stop being a unicorn and start being a weather event. Walls become suggestions.

What's the horn for?

Swipe, swipe, head butt, horn toss. Or rear up and stomp. It's a horn. It was always a weapon. You just didn't want to see it.

Can I turn off the blood?

Yes, in Settings. The rainbows stay on. The rainbows always stay on.

Android? Windows? Toaster?

No. It's made of rainbows. iPhone, iPad and Mac only.